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How to tell real gelato from the tourist stuff

Real gelato sits flat in covered metal tins, not piled into mountains. The banana is grey, not yellow. The pistachio is dull khaki, not mint green. And nothing is blue. Anything mounded up and glowing has been stabilised to hold that shape, which is the opposite of the point.

Four rules, and they take three seconds each

Start with the containers. Real gelato is stored in covered metal tins, called pozzetti, or in flat trays under a lid. Gelato piled into peaks in an open display has been stabilised with vegetable fat and emulsifiers so it holds that shape under lights. The peaks are marketing, and you pay for them in texture.

Then the banana. It oxidises and turns grey in a tub exactly as it does on a plate. If it is bright yellow, it is coloured.

Then the pistachio, which is a dull khaki brown-green when it is real. Bright mint green is dye. The same test works on mint: made with leaves, it comes out off-white, not toothpaste blue.

And if anything in the case is blue, keep walking.

There is no blue food. A bright blue tub is pure colouring, and it is never there alone. One blue tub tells you this is a place where nobody is thinking about what goes into the thing, and every other flavour in the counter was made by the same people with the same priorities.

That last one is the fastest test of the four. You can run it from the pavement without stopping.

What else gives it away

A list of forty or fifty flavours means somebody is buying semi-finished bases and adding flavouring. A list of fifteen that changes through the year means somebody is making it from fruit that is in season.

Price is a weak signal in the centre, where rent decides more than skill. Distance from the Duomo is a better one.

Six places in Florence that pass

Gelateria della Passera

Area
Santo Spirito
Order
Whatever is on the short list

A counter the size of a cupboard on the quietest small square in the Oltrarno. The flavour list is short and changes with the season, which is always the good sign. Two people at the counter counts as a queue. Take it outside and sit on the square.

Gelateria La Carraia

Area
San Frediano
Order
The house flavours, not the classics

Open since 1990 at the foot of Ponte alla Carraia, and the reference point for gelato on this side of the river. Generous portions at prices that have somehow stayed low: the small cone costs roughly what a bottle of water does near the Duomo. There is a second counter on Via dei Benci.

Gelateria dei Neri

Area
Santa Croce
Order
Ricotta and fig, if it is there

On a street that is now mostly sandwich queues, which makes it easy to walk past. Wide range without tipping into industrial territory, strong on the cream flavours, and it keeps unusually long hours for the centre.

Carapina

Area
Santa Croce
Order
Seasonal fruit

Simone Bonini opened in 2008 and is credited by other gelato makers with pulling the city’s standards up: fresh seasonal fruit, whole milk, good chocolate, no semi-finished bases. The covered pozzetti counter he brought back is now the thing you look for anywhere to tell real from decoration.

Sbrino Gelatificio Contadino

Area
Santo Spirito
Order
Ask which farm the milk came from

Built on short supply chains: named farms for the milk, seasonal fruit, nothing bought in as a ready made base. Around eighteen cream flavours and eight sorbets, changing with what is available. The vegan and gluten free options are properly made rather than an afterthought.

Badiani

Area
Campo di Marte
Order
Buontalenti

Far enough from the centre that going is a decision rather than an accident, which is exactly why the room is full of Florentines. Buontalenti, an egg and cream flavour invented in Florence, is the house order and the thing most visitors never hear about.

One last thing

The best gelateria near you is almost never the one with the biggest sign, the longest list or the tallest peaks in the window. It is the small counter with lids on the tubs and a grey banana.

Quick answers

Why is real banana gelato grey?

Because banana browns when it oxidises, exactly as it does on a plate. Yellow banana gelato has been coloured.

Does a long flavour list mean a good gelateria?

Usually the opposite. Fifty flavours means industrial bases. A short list that changes with the season means somebody is making it.

Is a cone worse than a cup?

Neither is worse, but a cheap pre-made cone suggests the shop is buying in. Some of the oldest counters in Florence serve in cups only.

Is expensive gelato better?

In the centre of Florence, price reflects rent more than quality. Distance from the Duomo is a better signal than the price list.